Sunday, May 30, 2004

Going native

Seeing as the Monseignor has become "initiated" into the Red Sox fraternity and gone completely native, I would hate to be left out. Therefore, I have gone out and bought a pickup truck. Now all that is left is some prime accessorizing. Gun rack, mud flaps (with the outline of the naked chicks), and hound dog in the rear will soon follow. Now to begin working on undoing those years of orthodonture and getting that sweet overbite.

3 Comments:

Blogger Monseigneur said...

You bought a pickup! My jealousy knows no bounds. What kind? Can you tow stuff? Does it have a spray-on bed liner?

I want one too, but Pam says it's not "practical".

June 1, 2004 at 8:01 AM  
Blogger Lunchtime said...

I've named it "Collosus". It is a '96 Dodge Dakota, dark grey, with a nicely mottled rust motif. I find the body damage to the drivers side particularly cheeky, and the cabin has a pleasant woody musk that is hard to place, yet oh-so earthy.

June 1, 2004 at 10:23 PM  
Blogger Monseigneur said...

you must post a picture, preferably with dogs in the bed and you wearing bib overalls. If you need advise as to which NASCAR stickers to place in the window, I can help.

June 2, 2004 at 7:56 AM  

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