Thursday, July 15, 2004

jad's long lost brother


Blogger Nick O'Rette said...

What did I ever do to deserve... oh yeah, that time where I attacked that community christmas tree... or that time where I attacked Bali (godzilla waving arms, pink lobster body)... or that time I attacked the liverpuddlian on my 21st (ellis, get my back!)... or that time I attacked that (other) community christmas tree....

July 16, 2004 at 3:41 AM  
Blogger Monseigneur said...

Ah. I remember JAD's 21st well...... large quantities of that lemony malt liquor.... JAD insulting everyone's favorite Premire league football team by singing a 30 minute rendition of "Who the fuck is Man United"..... then someone asked why it took us yanks so long to join the war and everything went downhill from there.

The next morning I used our time-tested system of locating JAD... follow the trail of fluids until you arrive at the shower only to find him curled up and asleep under a torrent of water. Sometimes I think that this is an innate attempt to return to the womb.

July 16, 2004 at 8:01 AM  
Blogger Nick O'Rette said...

I've also got another alter ego. This one's even more outrageous than vomiting Jad, and more critical of Bush than Nick O'Rette is. But as with the real Jad, it's all about mad bling and benjamins:
Rapper Jadakiss Blames Bush for Sept. 11

July 17, 2004 at 3:05 AM  

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